I could post on the latest updates on Steve Jobs' health, in which he admits that actually it is a little more complex than he originally thought. But instead, I thought, hey! More name fun! Especially since I just found out from that unassailable news source, NPR's "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" that Dennis Rodman's dad, a man who disappeared from his life when he was three, has been married four times and fathered 27 children. His name was ... Philander Rodman. Philander, who now runs a bar in the Phillipines, boasted of his "extracurricular activities" to the Washington Post. In other words, this Philander was one hell of a philanderer. Anyone out there about to name your baby? My advice to you is take some time making this all important decision.